Does this qualify as a self-own? It's certainly a display of wanton (and layered!) stupidity, but I'm not sure if that's specific enough to be a self-own.

Exercise literally makes me feel angry and hostile. I do have moments in it where I feel like I can see what people are talking about here, ridiculous giggle moments, but they're usually really bitter giggles.

The only time I even came close - though there were a couple times I figure I should've brought it up - was one time I was at a bar with a lady friend who I wasn't dating (yet) but was into, and this other guy who was basically the same way. He and I didn't dislike each other exactly but we knew we were kinda low-key…

Hiring a dom or something is one thing, probably aren't going to get stung there (unless that's what you want), but yeah, I have no idea how paranoid I'd be supposed to be about hiring someone for something illegal. But I figure Savage's readership - especially the ones writing in - are probably a little more savvy…

I know this is ridiculous, but - Mosh Potatoes by Steve Seabury, a compendium of recipes from heavy metal musicians. Which narrowly beats out Hellbent For Cooking - same idea - by Annick Giroux, because I just use the recipes in there more often. I feel kinda bad about that because Giroux's book has pictures and is…

That would've been an expensive visual effect, but I think audience appeal-wise it would've been worth it. Hearts would've broken when people found out they couldn't go buy one.

Under her house where I wouldn't want them either.

Case in point - there was some triumphantly-received video going around Twitter the other day of some lady who killed like nine seventeen, holy shit copperheads. (triumphant, in part, because she was old.) Victory over nature or something!

I liked the movie a lot and didn't like First Day at all.

The silence around this is not encouraging.

somehow The Pornhub Movie seems redundant

Oh, not beating - butchering him with knives for as long as he can possibly keep him alive. That scene was absolutely horrifying and stuck with me for weeks.

And if they couldn't do it with IMAX, they did it with regular 3D. And if they couldn't do it with that, they do it with the "UltraAVX" type shit.

Maybe not even a wider screen, just a taller screen.

My closest theatre is upcharge city for most any new release on its first week - no options if you don't want 3D, or a goddamn vibrating seat, or AVX bullshit. Longer than that for the really big releases.

worth it

this guy feels good about - Ah-ah-ah! - the 7-up guy

"stars next to the names" is one of the most horriblarious things I've ever seen, reaching transcendent schlock levels.

I remember liking Gangster No. 1 a lot, enough to buy on DVD and I was incensed to see it was pan-n-scan, even though it said it wasn't on the box.

While that was the kind of thing I gleefully told my friends about as a kid, these days it's conceptually too cartoony to be *that* horrifying, especially when it's followed up by the guy getting plunged - alive and watching it coming - into molten lava.