I will not google piss pigging
I will not google piss pigging
I will not google piss pigging

You have to chop off your tail so you can apepass.

Man is more ape than any ape!

I like the looks of all that snow. So soothing.

I'm seriously thinking about eating my own face right now

(kills and eats everyone here for eternal life)

Probably for the best if you don't say it to specific women either.

She smiled a lot in Avatar!

ouch

There are some who want Spider-Man to grow up and I'm like, no way man

man, that is so presidential

Oo, somebody called me sir! This orgy is so classy.

Totally. I'd be the only guy there with hairy shoulders, but I'd totally rock one of those masks.

well that was quick

If they really deliver what they promise, you can just crunch them into gravel where they are.

she does less harm in acting than she does in hawking her wares

How do I know which one's really the best when they all have participation trophies?

Something tells me Hustler's whipping up a fake cover as we speak

He posted a recipe for it a couple of years ago - I'd never had it or heard of it but made it because the name amused me. Basically ended up as garlicky mayo. It was just fine for anything that called for mayo.

"Three weeks well spent!"