because rock is dead, OLD MAN

No, these things

Nah, this would've been in…1986?

I remember a PA announcement from the principal in junior high, where he started out with "Attention students. It has come to my understanding that there is a wonderful new invention."

I dunno. I remember…worms? It's been like twenty years.

This is really lame, but there was an episode of Tales From The Crypt - I don't remember anything about it, except that it was on one of the VHS collections - that made me feel ill.

We've heard these guys go "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" for so long it never occurred to me to wonder what Steve was doing wrong. Now I kinda get it.

In one end of a clam and out the other is definitely part of everywhere

What a fucking donut.

Spoken like a fanook! (does that…thing, with the hand and the chin)

I am generally anti-fennel, but I do have a recipe at home which uses it for a fantastic sausage ragu

It's a mix of bikini babes and a profoundly committed sense of obnoxiousness.

Oh man, teenage-me was so insufferable

Everybody in the US is one-twelfth Cherokee when this comes up.

Comments isn't the kind of popular that blows up the skirt of a site like this.

"3 entanglement, 3 entanglement!"

It was a run through Fawlty Towers and a "Who is THAT?" appearance from Luan Peters that made me buy the second Pete Walker blu-ray set.

I just polished off Witcher 3 last night. I'm pretty burned out on open world sword-clanger games now.

I've never read any of the Remo Williams books. Any standouts?

I wasn't crazy about Mr. Mercedes - it was too Koontz. How does FK compare?