Well somebody has to protect the morals of the children!

I had a bad, sad feeling that while 7 was kinda the Han show, 8 was going to have a lot of Luke, and 9 was intended to be about Leia. Harrumph.

Twin Peaks: Nothin' But Elderlies

Who's the guy on the far left? I know the other five characters.

That could've been our sandwich shop, Alberta.

It's like they've been marinated!

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John A MacDonald, The Green Ripper. My parents bought a cabin on Kootenay Lake when I was a teenager, a very amateur-looking little building with three rooms and egg cartons stuck to the ceiling, and the previous owner left behind a few books. This was the one that caught my eye - it was also in the 1980's. Figured…

Are you absolutely sure this is a movie and not a video game?

aaaaaaaaaaaw SHIT, I've gotta Ideate BEFORE I Conceptualize?

That drone looks a little off-centre to be airworthy. How's that one supposed to work?

Not as bullshit as anyone being led by her thoughts.

But people will get goop on it!

It's a Christmas miracle!

This sounds dumber than shit. I'm in!

This guy's just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

It looks like it's using only like three shades of grey, tops.

There are more good PG/PG-13 shark movies than there are good R shark movies.

I thought that was the Falling In Reverse guy.

White people make the best coolant slurry because of their icy nordic blood.