There was some big Happy Days reunion ten, fifteen years ago that she was a little scandalously not invited to. Guess that's why. RIP

More like Kirsten Dunstblematic amirite

I very distantly recall Atwood saying the book wasn't a feminist story.

Larval Barney.

Tyrese Gibson calling everybody "breh".

…this is too Sharknadic, Guardians Of The Galaxy

I must've known some of it going in, because if I didn't, I think I'd remember the reveal.

Can't he just stroke out and die already?

Nooo, pink monster - don't fuck that guy's face, that guy's face looks like it's been fucked enough.

I hate you, internet. Let's fight with hammers.

They bring the snark, we bring the puns. We don't want either of us spreading ourselves too thin.

It doesn't need to be, internet.

Is a "low-level kinetic" like a shitty telekinetic, or just somebody who runs a lot?

"It's a cage…but at least it's a gilded one."

It was steep enough that I don't think I'll be coming back. Can't fit everything in.

Now Reading, I guess

A bullet?

Perfectly curled for maximum grease capture!

Have you ever considered dancing with the dead in your dreams instead?

That's not true, she was looking great in a white tank top.