Any guesses on the kind of shit he's gonna draw now?

Can't find a Now reading thread, so apologies for the redundancy if any…

Started Witcher 3. Honestly, I don't know if this is what I'm in the mood for right now.

I rarely get worked up beyond an eyeroll at any of this shit, but this one full on grossed me out and pissed me off.

Oh, you're gonna love About Time

…I have bad news

I figure this is fair game for a stone-cold "no comment", forever.

Can you imagine him being your son or your brother, someone you'd invested with love and support and hopes over the years, and this is the sad, self-destructing result?

My most satisfying crack, however, is my jaw - right side. I used to be able to do the left but it doesn't happen anymore.

My right big toe is a repeater. I can just crack that baby all day.

When it happened to me it would've been nice if the hotel was actually in the strange city, instead of in this little hotel village twenty miles outside of Denver.

Bigfeet!

Which would eventually oxidize into a dark brown!

"Would anyone like this fault-ridden chocolate pudding skin? I'm only going to throw it away."

Christ, this is a fuckhole of shittery.

Least of all Segel, though if I can check in on this in like three years and see that this guy's still going, with daily youtube views numbering under twenty, that will be some funny shit.

Sakaarian rubber is red instead of black.

I'm just starting Role Models. Assure me that this was a good decision.

I'm just starting Role Models. Assure me that this was a good decision.

Meanwhile, that guy eating Jason Segel's picture is on day 51.