Kinky!

Oh, I don't try not to sexualize her. I just keep it to myself.

Hail our new age of aerobsploitation!

We'd better see him shredding like Malmsteen on that electro-axe

Those people are mad! The process of beaver ass-squeezing is much more rewarding than traditional vanilla harvesting. Setting the beaver bait alone, it's like being one with the river

Oh, man - there was a period of about six months during which my Twitter feed would always open to the same re-tweet of some jerkoff bitching out Lindelof after the Breaking Bad finale. (it was a "THAT's how you do it, you FUCKING HACK!" tweet.)

This is why every time I hear somebody lament that abortion is murder, I want to pat them on the cheek and say "Suuure it is."

Much respect for vanilla.

Well they had to watch, or the liberals would've taken their FREEEEEDOM OF SPEEEEEECH

Johnny?

KangarooJackcon 2017 was way too crowded.

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say it's full-on batshit, but it is pretty entertaining provided you count his enormous self-regard as more feature than bug.

This is the simplest answer.

Who is "them/they" with the beautiful reaction?

Paper-wise I'm reading Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Relentless memoir, in which I'd hoped to learn why he has like three hundred Stratocasters that are all the same colour. This has not yet come up - in fact there's a picture of a portion of his guitar collection that amazingly has several non-Strat models - but it does have…

Even if we like it, it's 23 years old. A sequel to this at this point is like a sequel to Legends Of The Fall.

And now it doesn't even have a blu-ray release in 2017. But you're right, its name carried some weight for a while. Now it carries more of an infamy.

Well, maybe they were right.

Does anyone really want a True Lies 2?

Jesus Skullcrushing Christ