Before y'all get excited about this, remember what became of Trudeau's other really big election promise.

Great, Spongebob all the way down.

While I'd come across "deleted" scenes in novelizations and the like from time to time, it never occurred to me that some of them were actually filmed until the director's cut of Aliens started making the rounds. Then I felt like I really needed a version of Alien with the cocooning, etc in it. Teenage me would've…

At least Superman 2 had that amazing scene where the Kryptonions full on murder a little boy.

HAHAHAHA holy shit this is pretty much the premise of what I hoped that abandoned-in-the-wilderness show should be for the last contestant

Maybe he wouldn't, and if he didn't, it's definitely not going to be cheapo. It might not look like Spidey specifically, but it seems like a good bet it'll wrap up somebody and take it from there.

I'm thinking this could actually be interesting - drop Venom into a Spidey-less world that doesn't know how to deal with him.

One look at that header pic and I want to hit him in the face with a manhole cover.

If emos pronounce "not" "nyot", who pronounces "man" "myan"?

Meanwhile, all the other 54-year-old Asian women in Hollywood…I have too many punch lines for this, I can't narrow it down to just one

(Riker drunkenly slurs "I DON'T WANNA THINK")

Sunset Strip Cinematic Universe

Big Poison got to her!

Seems like a left turn for Zahler - aren't all his books in the badass cowboy horror vein?

Thus it will blow goats

I like Cloud Atlas a lot, but I think it's anomalous here - the rest of these are somewhere between "awful" and "whaaa?" - the the fanosphere's tireless efforts to salvage them are a continuing source of bafflement.

One scene, never mentioned again, 18 years on, and fans are still bitching about midichlorians.

There's no way it'll be as good as Maniac Cop 2.

There's so much I love about Face/Off but there's one thing about it that absolutely bugs the shit out of me - stray bullets making little sparky showers all over the place. They don't tear the shit out of the scenery like in The Killer, they leave it all intact and just have a bunch of sparks poof out from it. I…

I mean, it's fine for as long as Lynch is still on board, and the finale has its fans, but by that point it's like you've been suffocating in the airlock and some well-meaning dingbat tosses you a tasty sandwich.