Bums me out to hear about the voice acting. Just the timbre of the turian's voice in 1-3 made me feel like I was in the midst of some sci-fi heaven.

I'm all for schlock. Schlock is my one true love. I fear that a galaxy of it might be a little much.

But FREEEEE SPEEEEEECH

The trailer office fight reminded me a lot of Banshee - in good ways (because Banshee) and bad (because there's no way it stacks up to Banshee).

Superman does seem like the go-to guy to do the Jim Halpert side-eye.

"small and personal" the way Avengers 2 was, I'm sure

I'm betting on twelve digits.

Have you even tasted a face while on meth? C'est magnifique

Still with the quick-cutting, but at least they shot and edited it with some zip and made it exciting and fun, if not ideal.

Jesus, that monkeys line was tone deaf. Like, holy fuck. So many people must not have picked up on that.

He wasn't a very good actor, but he eventually found his way to be perfectly charming.

None more dark.

Can you send a helicopter down there, or do you have to rappel?

Why doesn't our atmosphere just get sucked up into space? CHECKMATE.

They were smoking on the peace pipe, man. It's all connected.

Big Windmill, etc.

When I was a kid we always just assumed flat-earthers were performance artists or something. Now they're serious? Or did Shaq become a performance artist?

We were young then!

While that's kinda crazy now, that was most people for a few years after Rain Man. Maybe even like, ten years?

If you want to have your eyes seared by a ludicrously handsome (and I mean, it's so 80's it's ludicrous) JDM, you need to see Angel In Red.