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Uh hi? Hi? So yeah, Florida here. I haaaate to speak up because, well Florida but yeah Florida. So we kinda had a spike in leprosy cases here in 2015 because folks were eatin dem armadillas. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/florida-leprosy-cases-armadillos-irpt/

Holden: Why in God’s name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed, dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don’t you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out.…

Is she fucking serious? If you are married, then you cannot be a feminist? What absolute horseshit. People listen to this woman?

The OC is currently on Hulu in full and it has made my life significantly better.

I put all mine in the pool before the last hurricane to keep it from blowing away.

NAZI PUNK FUCK OFF!

Richard Spencer’s hate tank, the National Policy Institute, is classified as a 501c3 tax-exempt charitable organization.

Cleveland had an insane turnout! Not sure about numbers yet.

Here in Cleveland. All the Nasty Ladies came out to play.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

Can I join? It’s only been a few years here but they seem really determined and I’d at least like to make some money off of it in the form of bets.

Nice. My mom brings up how my father/their divorce ruined her life at least once a week. In front of my step-dad as well. It’s super awkward. So if them not talking to each other also means they don’t talk about each other, that might not be so bad.

Confession time: I LOVED Garden State. When I was in high school, I must’ve watched that movie a dozen times. I loved that whole “Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!” “Hey, you too!” I thought that was so great. And I definitely bought the whole soundtrack and listened to it many many many times. I haven’t seen it…

Tilda Swinton is one of the most gifted actresses working today. Margaret Cho is a salty, talentless halfwit whose chief marketable skill is best described as an ability to be unfunny in public. Who gives a fuck what she thinks? And fuck her for betraying Swinton’s confidence after she was asked to keep their…

Kasich’s office number is (614) 466-3555. If you don’t know who your Ohio Representative is, you can go here and enter your zip code: http://www.ohiohouse.gov/index

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Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.