You complete me

I once had someone yell offensive stuff at me from their car late at night, and then I watched them drive another block up the street, park their car, and walk away. So I went home, got a hammer, and bashed their taillights in.

Tangentially related:

Even though I was desperately hoping for the Tribe to win tonight, a huge upside is more baseball to distract me from the hellscape that is the Trump candidacy. (Not to mention that they can now win at home.) 

I’m an SF Giants fan and I’ve been “World-Series drinking” anyway. I mean, it’s a historic matchup, right?

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.

Oh God you’re right, it’s the veiny-ness. Cannot unsee.

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Logan IS too good for Rory, excellent point.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

That law doesn’t get enacted until Oct. 1, they’re probably trying to delay until then.

...goes off to watch Gosford Park in the meantime.

a) Criticizing someone for appropriating Harajuku is silly, because Harajuku itself borrows from non-Japanese cultures.

I actually bought these so I can awnswer questions! It’s gonna get graphic don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I will answer your questions! I throw them in the wash, with dark colors. Sometimes I rinse them in the sink first, sometimes I don’t. I’m not that grossed out by menstrual blood so that’s not a problem for me (I had a cup which I’d rinse in the sink, too). What’s weird is that almost nothing comes out when you rinse…

what do you want me to say to that? That’s fucking sad. You’re sad.

“So what, exactly, is flattering about this? .... no one, from any distance, could accurately guess your boob size?”

This really bums me out, I loved their relationship.

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.