This looks terrible and I will 100% love it.

The new Apple Watch actually has this feature baked in, with fall detection. It’s a nice idea. 

This is going to be awful and I will watch it at least twice.

I was about to ask whether Belgravia has historically bordered Narnia or the Valyrian Freehold, but it turns out that there actually is a Viscount of Belgravia, and it’s a subsidiary title to the Duke of Westminster. It’s only like a town or two, but it is an actual title.

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

Wait, so the split was in mid October and just over two weeks later she has the breakup song already written produced and published and we’re still led to believe that this ‘relationship’ wasn’t just a clever PR stunt by their respective publicists, keeping her in the news 24/7 to promote her new music and raising his…

“Let me just casually toss the word liberal in here.”

My god, the movie about keeping that secret as an national athlete in 1958 USSR would be fucking terrifying.

She actually had to keep it a secret, and gave birth a few months later. Stunningly, most of her championships and gold medals came after giving birth. 

My god, the same woman was responsible for Greenbean Casserole AND Tuna Noodle Casserole.  Did she die of getting splashed with Holy Water because this shit is not of the Lord.

“Lutheran binder” So true. Growing up in midwestern Lutheranism, I’m sure I’ve ingested thousands of cans of Campbell’s cream of ____ soup mixed with every possible meat or noodle. However this dish, with green beans and onions, has never, and will never pass my lips.

This transplanted Midwesterner could actually go for one of those this fall.  Thanks, Ms. Reilly.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Sounds like another success story for Be Best.

Give him credit, he knowns how to write a concise and maniacal four sentence business email.

Thinking of you, Harron, and all trans+ and GNC Americans. I wish you all safety and peace, and a positive result in our elections.

I almost fell off the stage while performing Pulp karaoke for Jarvis Cocker...of Pulp. It’s a long story but uhhh he gave me a 4.2/10 score lol :(

So apt.

honestly, did they have to land before deplaning the fucker?

Yea the title seemed really fucking weird. It sounds like it was written by an inexperienced writer.