FUUUUUUUUCK

“Kanye in a grey suit and velcro chanclas”

I feel seen :) :)

Yay! That was my first worry!

Hahahaha trottin down the driveway like a showhorse 

It’s a low suction vacuum designed to pick up but not kill the bees. They’re usually suctioned into a bag or box so they can be transported elsewhere.

It’s just like when my permanently house-barefoot ass puts on my son’s Crocs (strap to the front) for 30 seconds to take the trash out.

Yeah, let’s not forget that Wyclef literally stole money via a sham charity that was supposed to benefit Haiti. But we hate on her way more. 

I think the thing that frustrates me most about maternity pants is the Under the Bump vs the Over the Bump. There are far more options for over the bump, but for those of us that have sensitive bellys (it’s a thing), over the bump makes me want to die. 

And try not to race bait by implying McCain fathered a child with a black woman.

It’s houndstooth actually but I loooove them.

I think you lay out 1-2 non-small talk things in your early convos, just to get a sense of how they react. For myself, because it’s generally feeling safe, I bring up my father being a dick and growing up Mormon; if I trust their reactions, I know I have the option of sharing further. 

I haven’t been on lately because I’ve just been very depressed. I don’t like the area I’m in, I had really big money issues this month, and I don’t like the school I’m teaching at. I just feel really trapped. My MCL is also torn and I’d be out for two months but I also don’t see how I can do surgery right now. I…

Hey love. You can have the baby and also weather this mess with your marriage. Your husband is a mess but don’t let that make your decision for you. This is YOUR choice, you do whatever the fuck you want, and don’t let his bullshit get to you.

Can only see the pictures of “Harry” and “Meghan”. Where are the dolls, please?

You can let the collection of cells that is multiplying and dump your husband. You can not let it multiply and dump your husband  

I haven’t had many friends since moving across the country, but I finally think I may have made a friend. I’ve only had one friend date so far. It is going well, but it’s been so long since I’ve made a friend that I am out of practice. Please give this socially awkward nerd your tips! How do you act early in a…

Thank you, Typist1. Your comment made my day. I hope you have a great weekend. 

“I’m having sex, lots of it.”