All I could think of is the chapter in the Kitchen God’s Wife by Amy Tan (SPOILER ALERT) where the Grandfather (Father?) that can’t speak due to a stroke trolls the the greedy abusive husband of his grandaughter to tear his own house down by pretending he can’t quite remember where he hid the (non-existent) gold coins…

I’m so sorry for all of this. A serious talk with a relevant lawyer? And therapist. If this is your spidey senses tingling then we don’t want to lull you out of them, you need to have plans put in place so no matter what your husband does, your child will be SAFE.

Oh my goodness, tangentially- thank you for alerting me to the existence of a disability trust and disability law firms. You have helped me so much with this comment you don’t even know. I have no idea why I can’t stop this from being italicized but, you have really helped me here.

You might like this one then, it’s one of the most powerful performances I’ve ever seen done right after MJ died as in THE DAY BEFORE, as a talkbox tribute to him. I get chills every time, and the audience is something ELSE.

The most perfect gif to ever gif.

Are they... is that GLEN PLAID!I want these pants!

Oh man this sounds really stressful!

This comment paired with your username is funnier to me then it should be.

YESS he was so good. “I’m a Good Lawyer, Carl. And I’m gonna go to jail.”

This comment made my day tbh.

“We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families...”

This is so underrated.

But, I am pretty sure that was towards Trump, Like she was going anyway? Even Omarosa said that was what she was doing.

This was so helpful, and clear. I might respond further later to you. If you don’t mind.

More stars please.

Thank you for this helpful and kind response. I felt really paralyzed by her actions towards me and thought it might just be me being weird.

As someone with mobility issues, I think this would be good especially if it might allow me to browse in a way that replicates the browsing I do and did in a brick and mortar store. It’s important to me wandering the real world aisles jog my brain in a different way than shopping online.

I feel really weird about the fact that I just found out that my friend’s fiancee purposedly didn’t send me an invite so I might miss their out of state wedding. It came out when my friend asked me if I was coming to his wedding. She’s done other really sketchy stuff to me that i felt weird about mentioning to him…

Why does this not have more stars.

Take your goddamned star.