So, where’s Johnny Rotten on all of this?

You sure Chuck’s a man?

Are you a lesbian? If not, should you be writing this? Or playing a tree in the school play?

Ironically, ‘cool’ is serious business. 

Perhaps the Bilderberg Group can save him.

You’re absolutely right. There’s no need for accountability when your social media echo chamber says so.

Because Pitt was in REAL Tarantino films?

These days, you only have to ‘feel’ something, for it to be real. Get onboard and leverage them feelings!

Isn’t Gosling Kenadian?

Grow up, you fucking iGen cliché.

You may want to consider The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not quite as scary:

Her real crime was to not include any interesting characters.

Kevin Spacey: ‘Swimming With Sharks’.

“monster-turned-informant”??? He was a moBster, you fucking moron. Show some respect.

I thought he played the mattress.

... So, they’re a thetan?

You should have chose Tom Cruise.

TDERADVFFS

‘Burk Sharpless’ would make for a far more interesting film.

What would Larry David do?