God, you’re dull.

Flipper babies, eh? Let me just go check ,,, ,, ,,,, , ,,, 

Best Director of sex scenes: Spike Lee.

I put mine back on the wall at Church. It didn’t ‘go down’ well ...

The guy could film a potato for 2 1/2 hours and it’d be an event masterpiece.

Jesus, Otto! You were the star of Repo Man!!! How can you not know everything about science???

Great! A comedy about heroin.

Bond is an incel fantasy. And a car commercial.

“Don’t worry, R. The shit’s not as deep as it looks.”

How come you can comment, and I can’t - What’s in a name?

Just watched that scene on ... Youtube. Take yer Star, Joy-Boy.

He was born in 1977, making him Generation X ... Now, finally, it’s our fault.

“If I talk to Christ and I bring my mother back to life/ And if I die tonight will I see her in the afterlife?” This, Good Citizen, is The present A.V. Club’s definition of “eloquence”. God help The Citizenry. 

Insanely Relatable. R.I.P., Ed. You were everyone’s grumpy Dad.

1. Ferguson’s intelligent.

Let’s see what ‘Yes I drive a 240... Sort of’ has to say about it.

Aren’t there car sites for people like you?

Indeed. A tackle catalogue.

Spencer ... Tunick?

Well, be sure to wear a mask.