‘Hardcore Henry’, anyone? This looks like some pretty competent distraction, and who wants to focus, any more?

You’re not a lawyer, are you?

Hey! This is The A.V. Club!!! It’s not ... I dunno, an entertainment site or something!!!!

He could probably spell intellect at 12. He was a writer.

As an annoying list-maker (according to Melbourne’s ‘The Age’), I had 3 favourite actresses for ages (gedditt?): Julianne Moore, Judy Davis and Francis McDormand ... Then Mary Elizabeth Winstead turned up in the grimy indie, ‘Faults’. She’s insanely relatable. Great actress.

Jon Ronson’s ‘The Ring Cycle’:

Such imagination.

Vernon Reid, Adrian Belew, Gilmour, Jim Mogine ...

So sorry to read that - The Heaviest Solo Clapton never played x

Where’s Gilmour?

‘Florida Man’; at it, again.

As an Australian, I’m not qualified to call him a National Treasure, so I nominate Byrne as a Global Treasure. Can you fucking publish that, kinja???

As an Australian, I’m not qualified to call him a National Treasure, so I nominate Byrne as a ‘Global Treasure’.

Ha! I went to tech with Hartley; worked on a few of his music videos before he started documenting cinema. Great guy - introduced me to ‘irony’, before it was a ‘thing’. The Magician? Fan-fucking-tastic. America, check it out. Teasing a guy for crying while digging his own grave at gunpoint? Priceless.

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The deer was hornier than the dudes.

Somehow, Florida and Texas are both in Queensland.

Metallica advertised for a banjo player who could also play kazoo - Explains everything.

Good to see, the A.V. Club still knows who to exclude.

Good. Two pompous English nerds cancelling each other out.