See? One book too many, just like the film (fuck, I’m dumb).

It really did bankrupt a studio - United Artists:

Being a hypocrite is a prerequisite to working at Fox.

Okay, then. How much money do they owe you?

Yeah, but did it come with acting this good? “There was in incident ... Involving acting ... In a video game.”

Well, she does have the foresight to keep her prop drinks out of sight.

... That was, as the poms’d say, “fooking brilliant!” The Mail is truly awful. Thanks, Murray. I’ll be passing it on ...

God, Hedberg was funny.

So, she gets to be a snob because she’s married to ... Ozzie Osborne?

Maple Syrup: The folk music of heists.

A gloriously stupid film. Way to incite a nuclear war, Sylvester!

Can you write words? I’m genuinely interested, but you keep losing me.

I ‘saw’ this on a tv with reception that was so bad, it was really only audio. That Cameron sure knows how to write ‘dialogue’ ... Did he write ‘Showgirls’?

... Gold.

Large Marge wasn’t fuckin’ dark?

And Australia has what, to do with this?

My Strat’s haunted. By the awful songs I write on it.

Clearly, it was sir George Martin. Royalty’s a curse.

Rupert Murdoch, with his Australian twang, owns the ‘intelligent’ English, with the dumbest ‘news’ in the world. Second-hand toilet paper is more informative than his tabloid crap, and they eat it up.

Great, but can I plug my guitar into it?

Great, but can I plug my guitar into it?