They wave really well. You gotta go to Cambridge to wave that well. And as you can see in any royal interview, you gotta be real smart, to get into Cambridge ...

- It’s all evil metaphor, I tells ya.

... (To the other 3, actually) Wow. Best not say anything? Absolute Morality (tm.) is a mess.

What are we gonna burn over ‘The Cleveland Show’? No, really.

Tucker Carlsan was a man,

I take that back. I just asked my girlfriend’s 12-year-old if she’d even heard of Tom & Jerry, and she said, “Is that a cartoon, or ice cream?”

What was the biggest cartoon 7-year-olds were looking at, 35 years ago? I dunno, but parents of today’s 7-year-olds will take their kids to that. Who the hell are they making this for, nostalgic 80-year-olds?

I know. Some people do stuff as important as host T.V. shows this way, for God’s sake!

Also, they have horrible lives because they can’t breathe, but they’re sooo cute/fashionable.

You can get it, here. Even if you don’t get it.

Turns out he is a prick, but you take comfort in that? Odd.

Since when do District Attorneys announce their findings in gossip columns?

There’s your ‘E.T.’ sequel, right there.

I’m showing my girlfriend’s 18-year son on classic cinema; ‘The Godfather’, ‘One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (made him cry), etc. When ‘Spinal Tap’ came ‘round, I wasn’t sure how much of it would land (he’s not much into rock). He sat there with a huge smile through all of it. It actually gets better with age ...

As an Australian, I apologise for these dicks.

I loved the guy for making the A-list and still making risky stuff (‘Howl’, anyone?). He didn’t seem to care about money; he cared about art. But shit like this is an art too far. Jesus, James. Wanna get laid? Shouldn’t be too hard for a guy like you to, you know, ask? But CONTROL is your thing, no? Go make an indie…

Dirk Diggler was a superhero. Of the PTA Universe.

“highbrow/lowbrow cleavage”. Where can I see that?

Just try listening to Cameron’s dialogue. Without pictures, ‘Avatar’’s up there with ‘Showgirls’. His best character (Terminator) had 32 words.

I like pretending to be shoes.