Tom Hanks is an astronaut.

What are we going to do about all these actors, dressing up and pretending to be people they’re not? And other people film it???

Very fucking funny. Bailey’s ace.

“(because corporations need to monetize that shits in preputium)“

‘Oprah In Space!’ A Trilogy, dying to happen. ‘Episode II: Return of The Couch.’

‘Man Bites Dog’ is Mighty! “See? No bullets!”

At least there aren’t any ewoks.

According to ‘Easy Riders Raging Bulls’, Spielberg wanted Steve McQueen for the part. Dreyfus is Spielberg’s greatest ever special effect: The relatable everyman in the Extraordinary Situation (c.). It helps that he’s got chops, too.

What’s odd about “standards” is, they’re always Absolutely Sure of Themselves. What will they make of us, in 30 years? Because, right now, we’re a confused mess.

Burning to death’s gotta be attention-grabbing.

It’s product placement for generic drink-driving. Written and authorised by the Hops Board of America.

It’s kinda sad, watching the death of broadcast TV. The deal used to be: Watch McDonald’s commercial, get ‘Seinfeld’. Now, it’s watch more McDonald’s commercials, get ‘The Bachelor’. But it still tries, but takes no risks. It ain’t got the budget any more.

That’s 7 questions. Are you being serious? Ironically, Oliver is.

I vote Greens (making me progressive). I also work for ‘em. For nothing. Conservatism has its place, but does tribalism?

Listen, BrothelCrotch, “I’d say you know cunts and bow to your judgment but that’s a subject I doubt you have much experience with,” makes no sense.

Listen to you people. Does being conservative mean they’re of better use to you dead? Identity Politics. Bringing Nations Together.

He’s dead. You’re not. Isn’t that enough?

A San Diego guy walks into an Antarctica Atm in 1967 ...

Hey!!! Be nice to Morgan Harpster!!!! He’s just misunderstood!!!!! Regardless of his questionable grammar!!!!!!