No, Morgue. Stay. Everyone misses you. We want to give you the love and support you’ve been denied. There is a beautiful flower in you, aching to grow ...

I’m Australian. That’s just how we get to work.

I care what Lindsay thinks. But I’m no one.

Work on your punctuation, sir. Commas, get some commas. And full stops. You can get some, right here in Australia.

You’re right: Objectivity Abuse is rampant, but speaking subjectively, you’re a dick, and objectively, making no fans, here.

Aged milk, huh? We gotta go out some time.

See: ‘The People vs George Miller’. The prequel, ‘Happy Max’ might have sold some toys, but it stole my childhood ...

Fun Pop Qwiz: Who played in that Super Bowl? Who was MVP?

When he does this publicly (did he call them?), you gotta wonder ...

“the president of AT&T’s spokesperson”??? Does anyone do anything, any more. Man, I gotta go dig me an unneeded hole ...

“Remember when you were young,

*reaching for my antidepressants and disco ball*

As a psychologist, he has a doctorate in television and an ism in self promotion.

“You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?”

“You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?”

And BRING BACK NATHAN RABIN!!!

Corden has a career because he has special needs. Award the man!!!

BRING ON THE RAZZIES!!!

Power to do what? Award shiny trinkets for this year’s most polished virtue signalling? 

Nor did I. Did Trump get his Twitter account back, or something?