Hey!!! I only ‘read’ ‘Hustler’ for the ‘articles’. Particularly, the food section.

... So, you’re Beatles People?

But Internet porn ain’t got Campari ads - The ‘70s. The Golden Age of Advertising. Just look at them fonts.

God. Imagine if these poor kids were extras on ‘Cats’.

... So, he was a successful version of Trump.

Ever thumb-wrestled a koala in the pale moonlight?

And you doing better then, would’ve made a difference?

Take it easy, Kantsman. We’re meant to be laid back, remember?

Daniel Bessner’s 36. Would that mean he’s Millennialphobic? “Curse my inner age!!!”

Rupert Murdoch is a shapeshifting lizard, controlling Hollywood. But in a fair and balanced way.

Even theatre in the antipodes is deadly. Russell Crowe was a thespian, right?

Slightly off topic, but as a grunt in an intensive care unit, I turned a patient in an induced coma for an Irish doctor about to perform a spinal tap (sticking a massive needle into the patient’s spine to withdraw fluid, or a rock group, making it somewhat apt for the AV Club). Then Doc Irish says in a very serious…

But big, dumb moments are what humanises right-wing trash humans ... See? They think they’re people. Like dogs. Or something.

“Objectively speaking, blue is the best colour ... “

That’s why we have cricket. Interesting that the journo’s a Bradman:

Mate, you’re rooted. Get yer affairs in order.

Didn’t you know of the only Australian superhero, ‘Weatherman’? He farts cyclones and pisses floods ...

A truly great moment in broadcasting. Fuckin’ Grouse.

Thongs, Madptarmigan. They’re called thongs. Also, we don’t ‘root’ for our sporting teams; we ‘barrack’ for ‘em. Rooting, in Australia means ... fucking. And good looking people are ‘spunks’, so how we manage to make any new people to drown is any etymologists guess, but if you’re a spunk, with or without thongs,…

Why does Robert Downey Jr think he can do one? Americans doing Australians come up sounding like South Airfricans.