Jenkins recalls, “it was like, ‘Uhh, yeah, OK, but let’s do it this other way.’ But I was like, ‘Women don’t want to see that. Her being harsh and tough and cutting people’s heads off … I’m a Wonder Woman fan, that’s not what we’re looking for.

Get the man a soapbox!

Gawd. How long’d you sleep out for Sharknado?

“Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since my son ... “

Oh, no. It’s been comical.

Yeah. Who cares what Shannon Miller, gymnast, thinks?

I’m Australian, and so grateful to The US for so much. It’s a fucking tragedy, watching this once great nation reduced to this, in 4 short years. We feel for you and want you back. All of you x

Go write for The Guardian, you Lifestyle-bloggin’ dickhead. I come to The AV Club to be entertained. You’re not adult enough to hear anything you remotely disagree with? You’re cancelled.

I’m a moron, and we deserve respect. Gwyneth Paltrow just got me to take out my garbage, and it only cost me $44. 99. Moron (I actually had to retype my spelling, there) Power!!! ... Can I still vote for Trump?

Wow. I’d never heard of him, but what an accomplished guy ... I gotta look him up.

You named yourself after a band from Queensland? Man, the cane toads ...

Don’t you have to just sell the most records in a category, to win its Grammy? I mean, we all know that Vanilla Ice’s Gregorian Grindcore was cultural appropriation, but come on. ‘Chant Pants’ is timeless.

Hey!!! I just bought the same awful carpet, but I live in a phone box, so ...

I know. I’m gonna go marry me one, right now. (God, I miss the days when I had my own mind to decide stuff ... )

Looked at the news, lately? Christmas is over.

Two Thumbs Up!

Hey!!! I know I’ll do/buy anything ‘Dirty Dancing’ fans tell me to. Fuck ‘Godfather’ influencers, with their dim lighting. I’ve got an Identity (trade mark), too. Now, buy this toothpaste ...

What about the “wonderful and complex” Shoehorn Universe? What? Shoehorns aren’t novel enough? Fucking mundaneaphobe bigots.

... Oh, come on. I took my inner woman out on a date and it turns out she’s vegan and into opera. 

Christ, who’d wanna be famous?