As a male, having acknowledged my inner female, is it reasonable to find her boring? Is ‘trans-indifferent’ okay? Or do I just hate myself? (There’s a free kick for The Zeitgeist ... )

Oh, I get it. Covid is The Rapture.

Oh, but that’s when we get to enjoy everything he impotently thinks/tweets.

Well like another awful online thing presenting as “News”, ‘The Guardian’, ‘The AV Club’ is becoming a political lifestyle blog, and what could be more relevant to an entertainment site than ... um, Identity Politics?

Should be spending their talents on the Noble Pursuit of Advertising.

So how is James Corden still in the thing?

Indeed. That there’s some mighty writin’. Thanks so much.

Ironically, drummers. They know no one listens when they make words.

Indeed, but Science doesn’t stop Dawkins from being an asshole. It’s why he’s an asshole. And he’ll tell you why. Assholery is a genetic mutation, which ...

Then he’ll only play ... James Corden.

Why would a clown leave a functioning corporation to be President?

Oh, come on. His ass was in his socks, rootin’ away in that kitchen.

I stopped having kitchen sex because of his cooking show. Man, I miss a hearty salad ...

Indeed. Trump’s a Star Wars Villain, and Star Wars film’s bad guys are, you know, fiction. Focused on grifting the taxpayer. Just as George Lucas told us.

Will a birthmarkless actor be able to play the birthmarked in these demographically sensitive times? Will Waltz truly understand what its like, when ...

You had me at, “We may be bummed about this cancellation”. I’m off to bed, now ...

‘Fuck’’s already got a doco:

I saw a Waters-less Pink Floyd in ‘88, or whenever it was, touring ‘A Momentary Lapse of Reason’ (which Waters called, “a fair forgery”). When doing the classics, it was like they were covering themselves.

The Canadian snowboarder who got busted for that dastardly performance enhancer, pot. Who woulda’ guessed a snowboarder would ... The only breakers left will be Christian Hipsters.