Gold Star, R!

... Oh, and I look all white, but my dad was black. The Who covered all this stuff years ago, but should now be called ‘The What’.

You’re right. I stopped with the jazz hands, the day I got arrested at that bus stop.

Why? Jennifer Aniston’s got a career. For wearing hair ... I plan on winning an Oscar. For playing a shopping trolley. Until Trolleys Of The World (tm.) revolt ...

Fair enough. That deaf, dumb and blind kid, sure did play a mean pinball.

You’re right. Virtue signalling is so ... 2016, and that’s just so ...

Somebody here once pointed out that if Day Lewis insisted on being addressed as “Mr. President” when playing Lincoln, that he really should have taken a bullet at the end of production, so his, um, ‘dedication’ was somewhat selective ... I never saw why he thought he was so Great ... No Phillip Seymour Hoffman.…

... Okay. Enough. Ladies and Gentleman of The AV Club, you don’t need The AV Club any more, for here, is the Great Ryan George, on which disabilities are the right disabilities (Oh, and what’s wrong with every high-concept film you love):

... Oh, I thought she said artistic. Looking at the visuals’ accompanying incidental music, maybe Sia’d be better off co-opting actual musicians, than this week’s Minority Of Choice.

‘Fired, Aren’t I’? Yes, Boss.

Again, with Rule # 34 of The Internet: If you can imagine it, the Internet has a porn version, so, go to work ...

‘The official synopsis doesn’t offer much information on the plot, but says that the story “is a wholly original exploration of the healing power of love and the importance of community.”’

It’s a superhero movie (tm.), children.

According to ABC Australia, ‘The spokesman said the younger Trump tested positive at the start of the week and has been “quarantining at his cabin since the result”’. This’ll give Donnie the time to knock, “How to play banjo” off his bucket list. Besides, isn’t that weird hairy thing on his weird face, a mask?

Yes, Rudi. You’re hilarious. After CK had to evacuate the Comedy Cellar, you can probably do a show on open mic night, but you pull out your dick, too ... Man, modern laughs are complex.

You’re absolutely right. Those were his thoughts, dribbling down his face.

Rule #34 of The Internet: If you can imagine it, there’s a porn version online. Man, I dig me some shoppin’ trolley porn ...

“Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny?” Giuliani asked reporters during a Thursday press conference. “It’s one of my favorite law movies, because he comes from Brooklyn.”

Wanna be logical? Lesson: It’s obvious: Don’t have nieces or nephews. Uncles are stupid. I know. I am one. Who uses way too many colons, and colons give you cancer. Or something.

I was watching a doco on Bill Gates today, and became aware of ‘Grit Chamber’: