Bill, you occupy the same fake reality as Russel does. My reality is actual. Don’t tell me what to think, you anodyne monkey. Now, get the fuck off my left-wing lawn. You got Trump elected. Isn’t that enough?

“It’s 2020. Have we not moved beyond any of this?”

It’s still a Myth, Man ... As glorious as it is, it’s still a myth ... May The Force Be With You (and the Carlton Football Club, if you can donate)

Have you looked at Trump’s polls?

You were disappointed? I keep tryin’ to be hip with the AV Club commenters, but ‘The Room’ made sense to me, so here, Hipsters, Mr Plinkett explains all (Finally, Episode One is entertaining ... ):

Well, to paraphrase ‘Jaws’, first, you’re gonna need a bigger palette, but politics has just the menu for you!!!

2020 didn’t need mocking. 2020 self-mocked.

Ah, the Porn Nazi. “No porn for you!!!”

‘I’ve been mastubatin’ since Pennsylvania’ has been legitimised as a Country and Western classic B-side ...

Barry, is that you? I gotta know: Did you mean it?

For God’s sake, Pringles. This is no time to be rational!!!

Browning reads ‘The A.V. Club’? Man, has he got time to burn.

Don’t be exhausted, Randall. Be sympathetic. These dildos thought they were entitled to 8 Years of Crazy. Now they know they’ve gotta squish 4 years into 2 Months ... Man, that’s some pressure after Pizzagate, and it’ll be great to see what those wacky members of their writers’ room come up with next. Would an alien…

No it’s not. It’ll push up the price of the meth you’re seemingly on, right now. Then who’ll you blame? Oh, that’s right - Biden’s economy ... Indeed, Sparky, you are the sharpest spark on the park.

Clearly, that was a job for Philip Kaufman ... Fuckit’. No one died. Give it to whoever’s contacted at Disney

It’s The New York Post, Live from Appalachia!

Interesting that a film that’s trying to be sympathetic to ‘hillbillys’ comes out ten minutes after Trump gets the arse ... Careful, Elites. This patronising crap’s what got him elected in the first place.

After doing that to Four Seasons Landscaping, the least Trump can do is not pay them for the contract he won’t offer them to curate his golf courses. According to the book, Commander In Cheat, Trump normally has his caddies kick the ball out of the rough for him, but not today, it seems:

That was the porn I was looking for on this increasingly imaginative wishlist.

Was that James Taylor, or Boyz2men?