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If GOP donors realize their dollars won’t secure them cabinet positions they might stop giving.

Alternate Headline: Vice President Vows to Defy the Will of the People; Confirm Public-School-Hating, Pyramid-Scheme Heiress & Largest Soft Money Donor to GOP Betsy DeVos.

Four months ago, I would cheerfully, blissfully, and enthusiastically said, “AND I AM HERE TO BE THE ONE TO DROP THIS KNOWLEDGEBOMB ON YOU, DR. DOUCHECANOE.”

But this time, I just fixed him with a withering stare and said, “If I could get my hands on a thousand dollars at a time without major suffering, my husband and

I live in a very conservative area of the country. I do not mind being cheerfully disagreeable.

Prior to the election, needling asshats was one of my favorite hobbies. Post-election, I just want to stay not-pregnant. I’m an educator, so I can spell out exactly how that needs to happen, and why it needs to be at a very

“...This is my second or third new doctor after the first few refused to believe that a woman my age didn’t want to be ready to make the babies RIGHT NOW.”

I live in Kansas. This is my second or third new doctor after the first few refused to believe that a woman my age didn’t want to be ready to make the babies RIGHT NOW.

My IUD is good for three more years, but I’ll likely be fertile longer. Insurance won’t pay for a replacement while it’s still functional, so I’d asked my doctor if it was possible the IUD had slipped and needed to be replaced.

He said no, which I expected, but then tried to reassure me it was no big deal because they

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

In a normal country this wouldn’t be the administration.

This is exactly why the right is constantly talking about paid trolls and paid protesters. Because they do it!

Oprah/Michelle 2020?

Only a sheltered, privileged white person would say some shit like this. Get your entire life together.

Oh my fucking GOD you’re an idiot.

Ps I’m really trying not to say anything about Pam’s appearance because I have been doing my best to never insult people strictly based on looks... But Jesus Christ Pam .

They take their orders from Putin, who supports Trump.

Why isn’t WikiLeaks uploading the emails to the internet!? Come on!

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

first Indian-American senator!!!