typicallytrump
typicallytrump
typicallytrump

The worst IRL man I encountered today — the smarmy scrotum slinger who showed up at the protest in a vest and tie, presumably on his lunch break from his job at Game Stop, to very loudly mansplain all sorts of crap about how shitty Hillary Clinton is to the women who had gathered.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

The most ironic part is women I know are never off. They run our worlds, save our parents, kids and every other relationship that counts.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they

He seem to have pulled out the big gun - Obama, wire tapping, illegal, etc. - just as another one of his appointees gets busted for lying about dealing with the Russians.

The story isn’t Trump’s ridiculous tweets that treat yet another bonkers conspiracy theory site story as fact. The real story is whatever Trump is trying to distract us from with them. And I’m super nervous to find out what what is.

This is a whopper of a mistake by Trump. The Feds had him (and his mob family) under investigation for some time, with respect to Russian money laundering. A year ago, they sought a FISA warrant to wiretap Trump Tower but the judge refused it for insufficient evidence.

I said this on a previous article, but I do think his freaking out about this and members of his campaign the past few days all of a sudden remembering meetings with the Russian ambassador lead me to believe they found out there was a FISA warrant.

Or, conversely, a wiretap — FISA or otherwise — was authorized, which means a judge found probably cause of wrongdoing in the first place.

recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

For all of his flaws, Rand does think for himself, even in 90% of those thoughts are libertarian nonsense.

They can try, but the Sessions story is too big. And McCaskill didn’t lie under oath. And the underlying story is even bigger, President Obama preserved all the intelligence that is now leaking out. Fucking beautiful timing on the Sessions story. “Trump’s TONE!!!!!” story is gone.

it’s all makes sense now

Month 2

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

jesus christ, who in the administration HASN’T spoken to the russians at this point

No means yes. Up means down. I’ll discuss my tax returns on Thursday means see you, suckas!

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.