Poor Welk, just minding his own business dropping some balls and boom, dead.

N-O-T-H-I-N-G! That's what law-s mean to me! Nothing!

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

Wait, timeout, what?!

Can none of these guys throw a straight punch? It looked like baseball teams out there.

Both teams and supporters need to take a step back and relax. It's the beautiful game. Maybe in the future they will realize, that in order to further the advancement and progression of the game itself, they will need to take a more gentile approach.

I walked out of the TIFF building in Toronto one Hallowe'en only to find a near perfect adult version of Calvin and Hobbes smoking a joint outside the door. It was surreal. I fucking love Hallowe'en.

This didn't happen on Halloween, but it kind of involves dressing up: one time my friend went to a very fancy party and then hooked up with a guy she knew. He lived only a few blocks away but she stayed overnight, and had to walk back in the morning in her fancy dress. Unfortunately for her, it was one of those Sunday…

My dad works for the Department of Homeland Security.

I already sent the link to his mother. He'll be grounded soon enough.

Years ago, I was living in New Orleans, where we take Halloween (and indeed, any Drinking Occasion) very seriously, and my parents and grandmother happened to come in on November 1 for brunch on the top floor of an upscale local hotel. Afterward, we were riding back down in the elevator, and it stopped to let on a…

You traded all your draft picks for the foreseeable future to the Celtics for Pierce and Garnett.

You are my hero.

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

I didn't see this one, but rather I lived it. My costume was "Roller Girl", complete with old school skating rink roller skates. There was a "gentleman" whose attention I had commanded—he didn't live in the city that I did, so I accompanied him to his hotel. After a few hours of sleep, I decided it was time to make my…

And the most important thing: HE'S TWENTY ONE. He's not going to peak for five or six years, yet. It's insane. The only thing I can fault Davis on at all right now is maybe he's forcing a few too many shots. His FG% is a little low for someone his size, and he's taking like 22 shots a game. But that's a two game…

That's the same look I give when my credit card gets declined.

Is this like one of those Magic Eye things where you have to relax your eyes and focus at the same time? I still can't see him...