I fucking loves this movie! My initial watch was so impressive that I literally called my best friend (who likes movies as much as I do) and had him come over just to watch it all over again. The only other movie I've done this with was There Will Be Blood.

The ever useful, American confusing Euro-Hop. Completely leagal. No travel. Great shot.

She's fun, as long as she's at the right angles.

Fuck this.

Now I know!

Or the classic: "How have you been?"

What if she just was into the idea of a wrinkly, wiggly wanker waving in her face?

good christ.

Dude, go stick your dome in a hole and save us all from your horribly misguided judgment on how to grieve.

I'm there with you man. My mother passed from breast cancer last year on December 22nd. So, naturally that makes this holiday season a bit bizarre, as it's my first year without her around for the holidays. To top it off, Dec. 24th is my birthday, so everything is pretty, I don't want to say miserable, but hell, I…

the whole nine yards

Go and wrestle a whole match. Tell me it isn't a sport afterwards.

Nothing beats a good Jim Croce reference. Thank you.

A Phuc A me? NO! A Phuc Kieu!

I've lived in Indiana my whole life. My family probably believe I'm a Martian by now. I feel ya'.

I was hoping you had moved from Russia. That way we all could know you're going to be impervious to anything that happens in Florida.

To be fair, this lady may cry if anyone gave her a piece of cake.

I have one on the other side of my room. I have to actually get up to turn it off. Works every time.