8 Cans .. maybe not. BUT, I've drank a 6er of golden monkey before each weighing in at about 9.5%. I only weigh 150LBs - those alcohol charts are flawed wherein they don't take into account the rate of metabolization. Everyone is different.

There has to be a more logical way to combine these utensils... HMMM

@roninpenguin: Damn, truthiness. How about a soft point? OR how about C4 ;)

Nothing says "Don't vandalize my house on mischief night" like a bullet ridden jack-o-lantern.

Another deceiving title..

@RubiksCube: 2 posts up :)

Lots of jealous comments on this post - makes me lol.

"So, first we had bananas and now we have crabs."

I think I need a meme-ogram after watching that.

Well.. when you own a money press why stop at reason?

'Surgery' is vague. I'd like to know if a complete prostatectomy was accomplished. That would truly be impressive. Not to say the fine doctors at JHU aren't doing a magnificent job.

"Boring..."

@buttnugget: lol damn... didn't see this! Great minds .. :)

The dolphin has already won this challenge. Next?

@Zghying: Laf, I was thinking the same thing - pic to follow