The other officers look of "You gotta be fucking kidding me with this.." says it all.

Who remembers cybikos?

More than half of them are the same phone with a different reference name. LOLz

You know someone isn't listening to what you're saying when they are literally listening to what you are saying. Same people who don't generally listen to someone when they are speaking because they are trying too hard to remember their own points of conversation.

This is still my favorite:

The one place he didn't look..

This article is more vague then the Emperor:

IIIIITTSS QUAGMIREEEEEEE!!

Misleading title if you ask me ... perhaps they meant this model?

FLCL Rendition anyone?

Jetman still gets my vote:

More like the DingleBerry 9670 (Codename: MooseKnuckle)

@blyan-reloaded: I haven't eaten there since I got fired back in middle school.

He makes me giggle:

How about a duel, single touch display? Suck on that JOBS!

Oh, sweet. Thanks! .. I guess

@GitEm$teveDave: Same reason many doctors believe that cancer is a manifestation of natural selection. Everything about the way we live our lives can be considered unnatural. Treated water, air pollution and processed food, hell, maybe even thinking. There is that and chronologically speaking it makes sense also.

This seems a tad bit more appropriate:

@Jimmy Tango: There are many joys of open source, stock OS is basically a speed bump. I am not an expert, but there are means of gaining SU without rooting at this point. I believe it was necessary to first root these devices in order to find that means. Also, it's just nice to know that the open source community…

It's called a hypercane. From my understanding it's not the 'splash' that will cause the effect. It's the massive amount of water that will be rushing back into the void created by said asteroid that will begin a series of cataclysmic events. Perhaps, a single hurricane that's so massive it would encompass the…