I believe that was Wilt Chamberlain’s pick up line

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

The Triple Lindy of bat flips.

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

I’ve driven enough mustangs to say that I’m ok topping out at 180.

With no downvotes to stop me, I’ll say it here too,

Even as someone who passionately prefers a stick shift, I find your anger perplexing.

Obama’s simulator didn’t feature a virtual Ben Roethlisberger to walk your mistress back to her hotel room.

FUCKING MEGATRON OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a special teams coach.”

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

by the biggest clubs in England and also Paris Saint-Germain

Big if true

B. One on top of the other.

I’m “the owner”.. It was great sharing the car with the Jalopnik crew! If anyone has any specific questions I’ll keep an eye out here.

You know how we know you didn't read the article?

Man this baby must corner like it’s on rails.

Calculating percentage of responsibility is exactly what juries do in civil cases like these.