You’re right it does lean into it.

“A cynical critic might be tempted to call this a metaphor for the Supra’s relaunch in general: a mild re-skin that only exists to capitalize on nostalgia.”

I’d rather have the Impala. After GM incentives I can get one for like $0.99.

AHA!  That’s just what a Jew responsible for the weather would say!

Well thats just absurd. We may control banking and Hollywood, but jews cant be held accountable for the weather.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know. Does a man ever truly know what he’s capable of until he finds himself in the dead of night, crawling under his neighbors car, trying furiously to pop the hood, just so he can steal a car battery to power his electrical riding mower JUST long enough so he can give his…

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Thank you, that means a lot coming from you.

In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

That is highly unsafe and deserves to be snitched on, gorillas are sentient beings, not rooftop sax slaves

and weather on the 6's

It’s me, Mike. Thanks for the love Kristen! If anyone has questions, you can always shoot me an email or insta message: @machineswithsouls.

FWIW, the spare tire is explicitly part of the front crash structure of air-cooled 911s. The factory warns against replacing the spare with any aftermarket rim.

“amused the populist for a while,”

Look at who’s doing these songs. It’s Hank Williams Jr., Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill. It’s a play to get the Bud Lite-riding-on-an-ATV crowd all riled up for the game. Oh, and sometimes give Jerry Richardson a boner.

Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

You underestimate Florentino’s appetite for the objectively absurd.

Right, but at the time of the deployed strip the elderly people being hurt was still a theoretical future risk. That’s my point, at that moment they did not know the outcome and had to make a choice. Personally, I think they should have waited to a less populated area but at the same time I can see how always making…