The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Lawrence Funderburke

Dolan is the man Ernie Boch Jr. dreams of being.

Seeing that spray painted on the side of a VW would have been confusing

Why not just get Pullman Lynch instead? It’s not like anyone can even keep straight which is which.

That’s what happens when you have the comfort of a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty to fall back on.

Jay Cutler is such a pussy.

The case against it, every one of my wife’s friends.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

About a year ago, I pulled up to a stoplight in my car and looked to my left and saw Bill on one of these custom bikes. I rolled down the window and said, “Bill, you’re the man! Heard you [calling a college basketball game] on ESPN last night, good stuff.” In reality, his call of the game was horrendous, but the…

That’s neat, but can it do this?

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

I thought he graduated with THE degree in bachelors.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

I bet you a dollar it’s not bulletproof.

I say: run ‘em into the ground. Go for 73. Go for 75! But that’s just one of many reasons I’m not in charge of a basketball team.

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

“Foiled again!”

#blessed