I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

That staff guy in the yellow in the back with the shifty eyes is up to something.

It’s actually in human souls.

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

I found a higher res version

I wouldn't think Gossage knows how to email.

In all fairness, Crunchwrap Porchswings isn’t the first person to get fucked by something backed by Delta.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

...he lays down a majority of the time .

I believe that flop has been dubbed, “The Paella”, because it is universally panned.

That’s... that’s what happened.

I wouldn’t say he’s the living embodiment of Hitler because he’s not trying to lead the country. That said, I’d call him a Nazi. Like a high ranking member in the Nazi Party kinda Nazi.

My theory is the arm belongs to Von Miller, because that dude was everywhere last night.

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

*I don’t have autocorrect.

His wife’s last name is Bartell. So he didn’t really “pick” the name, it just so happened the kid was born into the Bartell family. Just like the 2014 World Cup, Donovan had absolutely nothing to do with this other than helping be the father.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.