I don’t know whether this applies to the more plebian Festiva variants, but you are absolutely right on the SHOgun Festiva.

At what point does the man stop considering all the world as his personal restaurant tabletop?

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

He’s elite for sure - going undefeated with a loss? Not sure how that isn’t elite-level.

It’d be amazing to see the “Flacco vs Newton: Who is elite?” takes.

It’s pretty obvious he was pissed about a team with one loss being called undefeated. No one understands that meme at all, so I can see why he got so angry.

Say what you want to about Jafar, but that man is a leader.

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Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Day says the good news is that Ellie is fine. But she can no longer enjoys listening to Dave Matthews Band.

I’m sure you are.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

Extraordinary Kinja.

Wrong. I am thinking about painting my lake house in Gulf livery.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

Why not? Because of the old adage: “There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Porsche”. That may not be totally accurate to the savvy Jalop, but it looms pretty large for anybody not experienced in DIY mechanicing.

Kudos to LVG and his scouts for identifying up-and-coming talent.

his tibia must be named Rosie because it was cracklin’

I’m gonna say it was the 1966 Super Wagoneer that started it all. It was basically the luxury version of the standard Wagoneer and had air conditioning, an automatic transmission, power brakes, power steering, a tilt steering wheel and a push-button radio.

It was the bee’s knees.

She totally has to tell you, otherwise it’s entrapment.