“Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.”

Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.

It doesn’t take a genius to recognize that it’s a self-effacing story of a country boy doing something wrong and instead of doing the right thing progressively doing dumber and dumber. If it’s in the telling (as Brunell stressed) why not benefit of the doubt. Obviously it’s what a dumb f’er I was and I kept doing…

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

Guess you had to be there

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Yeah, I’ve spent the last 12 hours staring at it... still can’t figure out what they were getting at.

Seriously, people.

As you said, god forbid in New York someone cuts you off while walking. That sort of thing just doesn’t fly here. Why, just yesterday, I was walking on the sidewalk and passed someone who was walking too slow, and they stabbed me five times in the chest. It’s a miracle I’m still alive, especially as it was the third…

Roses are red

Ok well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Nice aero

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

Alright, alright, you win. I see you’ve played 99-y knifey before.

Maybe smog.

Great use of that GIF.

So you're not a fan of Paul George changing his number so he can call himself pg13

I think I see what happened here. While he was trying to put the FUN in FUNDAMENTAL, she was busy putting MEN in HER VAGINA.