+1 for melamine.

And the stage is set for the Tomsula signing. Yes, all the pieces are in place.

This is a Nice Price to the right Porsche person, and a Crack Pipe to many, many others. Not really sure how to vote, but I give it a Nice Price because it is accessible and collectible and will probably ascend in value over the coming years if well cared for.

“Car won’t start? Whatcha wanna do is squirt some of that there ether right in into the whatchcallit...airbreather thing, and then go ahead and give her a turn.”

It’s not a Wrangler, but here is a 1995 Cherokee in a slightly larger scale (1:1) that probably does have spark plug wires. And it’s $300 cheaper!

Poor guys. The second loss always hurts worse than the first.

Magisterial!

If you have a Ford Festiva (Shogun) you bring your own party with you everywhere you drive.

See him flop after getting kicked in the head? I would have carded him for embellishment. Like, come on, man. We saw you get kicked in the head, you don’t have to be so performative about it.

That does contribute to his body of work. But with two minutes on the clock, I don’t know if I’d go with him over, say, a Joe Flacco or an Eli Manning.

Sure, he may win the MVP, but is he elite?

Keep those triangles handy, friends.

Don’t forget Neymar’s sombrero against Villarreal!

Yeah, but USUALLY it’s awesome.

ZING!

Ah yes, the glass bead game.

I think I had a pair of pajama pants in this pattern in the ‘90s. I love it.

You can’t bring the war on Christmas to work with you.

Thanks for your contributions. I always enjoyed them.

“Man, we really don’t want this car leaking to the press yet.”