“Great Lakes Christian you’ve got only one”

If it weren’t for those horrendous Pep Boys chrome speed holes behind the front wheels this would be one of the prettiest cars of the last decade. As it stands, they’re all I can see. It’s a supermodel with a festering boil with a long hair growing out of it right on her otherwise perfect cheekbone.

He traveled. Cheaters proof.

To me, it looks like someone tried to pick it up by the back wheels while it was still warm and gooey.

Doug, ur are a goddamn national treasure.

SARS could be lurking anywhere!

It certainly looks the part. It’s funny, I used to think the Z4 racer was horrible looking, but it’s grown on me and now I’m sad to see it go.

There are sure to be some gremlins lurking, but we only live once, and $5800 is low enough that if a catastrophe hit, you could just part it out and eat the rest. Or sell it to some maniac that wants to put a SBC in it.

I read this as meaning your two year-old now belongs to someone else. And then I started to wonder, would that person take my two year-old as well?

You’re paying a lot for a potentially janky convertible conversion.

It’s being offered for a million dollars. Ergo, it costs a million dollars to replicate Pardo’s design. In summation, if you like the design, you should be willing to pay 1 million dollars for it. Why are people having so much trouble with this? Just pay the man and enjoy the $900,000 paint job — it’s obviously worth…

Damn, it would still be alive if “the answer is always Miata” didn’t have its right rear tire pressure off by 1.5 psi while trying to figure out how many V6 Mustangs could be bought for the price of a digital tire gauge.

Not pictured: Kevin Garnett’s seething rage.

That’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

Discreetly. Unless the cocaine was characterized by distinct or individual parts.

When you give everything, Gatorade gives it back.

Right, and directed by a lesser known artist who finally achieves his true potential when working with No. 10.

I was one of those kids. Put a pillow down and take a nap.

It’s hard to give written praise to someone you don’t know without sounding condescending somehow, but Rob, this is a damn fine writeup. You don’t need me to say it, but I really enjoyed it.

Ah yes, the old double cross. “Would a Bond villain do...THIS?”