“Like a dawn raid on a sleepy outpost, USA’s sneak attack shocks Japan with 3 goals in the first 15 minutes of the WWC”

OK, now tell my wife she needs to ride in the back. Go on, tell her. I’ll wait over here.

So tough to follow that they never did. Just kept making them.

Wow, and down on power too.

This won’t get the play it deserves. I hope I’m wrong.

Guarantee she has one named Ross and another named Chandler. But when people ask, she just says she never named them, and that she’s fine with it.

Edit: just got to the Tribeca and Justy. COMEDY GOLD.

I love the “FRZ”, and “BRS” comments. Nice easter egg.

Cats are Jennifer Aniston. They’re fine. Everything’s fine.

Nice hook-up.

Got it!

There’s spaghetti on mom’s spaghetti already — mom’s spaghetti.

Clearly a prototype. In the production version, the green hose will be available in brushed aluminum or body color as a $1500 option. Well worth it, in my opinion.

A shame that something so trivial takes the headlines from such a match between...nevermind.

coroner. But very sad.

Ha, that one does suck. But I’m talking about the West Newton entrance onto the Mass Pike. Three-lane on-ramp merges into one lane, and then that one lane merges onto 90.

I mean, he’s right in a way, why should we really care? It doesn’t affect you in any way if there are a bunch of other spots. But our society is built on a shared set of largely unspoken rules, and it is rankling if someone so clearly places their own status above that of the others.

I need more pole-dancing chickens in my life.

“comeback car”.

Durka durka, indeed.