So they are going to turn Top Gear into Fifth Gear, nice I’m getting an Amazon subscription.

You forgot to mention the most important member of the cast in the title.

Well, in all fairness, Chris Harris being a columnist at Jalopnik was more of announcement than an actual job :)

I think you’re spot on.

DO IT!

The new RS could legit become a forever car for me. i am so close to pulling the trigger on one

Talk about relaxing...

Please excuse the long post as I’m getting a lot of comments on this so I hope to break down all the arguments in one section. (Also it’s my birthday and I want to start billing so I’m not in so deep of a hole for this month!)

Alternatively, Audi is saving millions of Americans from horrendous repair bills that only the Swiss would put up with if they actually drove their cars out of warranty.

I understand we won’t ever get this car...that sucks, but I get it...it’s cool

Because it’s only made in Austrailia, and import fees are a bitch?

Because they already have enough product lines?

Because the Five Hundred nameplate is already associated with dismal Jacques Nasser-era craptastic decisions?

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraftJalops from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerialautomotive battle in the history of manracekind.

Current Focus Touring cars look like this:

As a guy who has owned several e30s and e36s (as well as an SW20), I seem to have a thing for cars that have the chassis DNA to become decent touring cars.

Motocross track, bulldozer, awesome!

You left out the best part: He has a bulldozer.