I went to high school with Craig. The kid scored a 1600 on his SAT's, and we all made fun of how much of a nerd he was. Funny how that worked out for him. #hatemyselfnow

I've been 3 times now, and and no time was I ever in the right state of mind to even attempt to guess who was driving what. There's so much booze and tail strolling around that I just drool on myself while pointing at Ferrari's and laughing at the RX8's every time they come into sight. That's exactly while I'll be…

Pretty effing cool. Would love to add this to my mobile "party in a bag" I keep with my IPAD and various AV cables.

It means once a month you'll ask it to find a mine and it will yell "F you! Go find your own damn mines!"

After exhaustive calculation on my part, and adding up each piece of adhesive automotive power this car posseses, I can safely say that this S40 produces somwhere North of 11,104 wheel-horsepower. Now, before you go yelling "Nice Price", realize that the pre-2004 models had almost glass-like front transaxles. I can't…

Anyone see the iron-knee in this? LOL

LOL! Someone had their optimistic bowl of Wheaties this morning. a 100.00 flip out deck and you're hoping it contains an iota of quality? I suppose this is going to be installed in your 2,000 dollar Ferrari. Good luck is all I'm going to say.

Where's the snorkel on that thing? I spent 25 seconds waiting for it to Hydro-lock.

It may have been a "dud", but I abosolutely love my Logitech Revue. Nice to see Google TV still rolling.

They're owned by MONSTER, the same company that charges you 100.00 for a 6 foot HDMI cable. You expected anything less? Now we have Beats by Dre in phones. So many puppets in this World. God bless capitalism and consumer naivety I suppose.

GENTS: THIS DOES NOT WORK ON NEWER CARS. I totally missed the first slide thanks to my Netscape browser not supporting full frames, so I went out into my garage, grabbed my scalpel, alligator clips, and a nice bottle of 1968 Chateu Marmont (as any sophisticated man in my position would do), and headed out to my…

There wasn't a big enough facepalm picture on the Internet to show just how stupid I felt when I read his tweet. Something about "glass houses" is coming to mind. Jeezus.

THANK YOU. I actually tried to sit through this, and finally fast forwarded to 3:30 for the "holy sh*t" moment and it was exactly the same as the previous 3 and a half minutes. WTF Guiz? Is it Free Mushroom Tea Thursday over there are something?

What's in the balls?! TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!!

My name dictates that I must hate this Jeepish monstrosity, and solemnly swear to the original turbo AWD SUV of DOOM. It is eerily badass looking though.

All I read was:

#COTD

@Sir Sonoma That comment is pure Wunderbar. Kudos and Camaros to you sir.

The EN-V stands for "Extremely Neutered - Vehiclethatforoncecannotbecons...."

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. This may change that milestone.