Believe me, I was looking hard in that list, but I let Jalop have a pass since they used the term "car". Otherwise it would have been on like donkey kong.

Same thing that will eventually happen to Facebook. Welcome to the world where people just get bored of everything. I can't wait for FB to be replaced.

No kidding. I had an Aerobie back in 1994. What the hell is so Hela-special about this thing? OOOOH! It's YELLOW!

Circumference...Diameter... tomato/tomotto my friend. In a windstromn these units of measure become synonyms. He obviously graduated college, as indicated by his purchase of an STi, so I will make the educated leap that he knows the difference between the two. Then again, he drives a Suburu.

The only thing I took away from this story is that he should have bought a Stage III kit. The Stage II still didn't save the car. Stage III would have shot him out safely. I'm sure he's learned his lesson and will be upgrading to it in his new Scoobie.

At first I thought this new Charger was going to suck, but then I took a long, hard look at the front grill, and realized that it most definitely swallows too.

@ProudGeek: FlintLock

@SkipErnst: Exactly. Thanks for showing us how it actually works. Advertising failure to me.

The black guys is 'Twitch" from the show "So you think you can dance".

@lilwillie: As long as the price gap maintains 20% between a gallon oif E85 and a gallon of gasoline, I guess that's good for you then. If prices ever come within that margin, E85 loses its advantage, sincle mileage drops anywhere from 15-20% when going from "gas" to E85.

As a Lightning owner, it's my job in life to hate these trucks, but for that price, I found myself having a battle with my conscience. The fact that's it's dipped in Death Black put me over the edge. Nice deal.

Massive Torque + no weight over the wheels = WIN. Ford Lightnings are burnout beasts.

Uhh, there's clearly somone driving and a guy with his hand on his chin in the back seat. Again, what's so amazing about a Prius in California with 2 people in it?

Ho boy...

Nobody puts baby in a car.

As a former TypHOON onwner, I totally agree with this nomination. I'd like to thank PAS, the Acadamey, and the transmission builders around the world who took care of me.

Umm, did you say "Meow"?

The X-15 did that back in the 1967.. Color me not impressed.

This is Jawsome..

Seems pricey, but God do I miss my Typhoon. AWD + Turbo + unassuming truck = instant fun at every red light. I see he's already changed the Intercooler lines over from the stock metal ones, which screams "I've had more mods than I'm showing you". Great truck, but not for that kind of stew.