I’ve fucked up a lot of people’s drones*. Not one bill sent to me. Funny how expectation of privacy on private property, FAA, FCC, all sorts of civil and criminal laws are made to protect your rights if you know what you can and can’t do when a drone is flying near you. Send a check to IDGAF. 

*Including my own

“Alexa. Scare the cat.”
(whirr)

yeah but this year might as well be scratched.  noone is hitting any of the damn targets they set at the beginning of the year. 

Buy up as many items of a single product as possible, create a false scarcity, and sell them at a higher price to make a huge profit.

Why would a 1000hp Civic suck as a daily? It would also need an engine rebuild every year, new tires every few months, can’t steer worth a damn with those giant slicks and aggressive LSD, can’t hold a decent corner with those rear donuts, is uncomfortable as hell with no interior, you’ll need earplugs just to stand…

fortunately I, Elon Musk, am not the litigious sort. 

Please submit your resume. 

Interior: A+++

So are you guys just not going to do an article about the new S class?

Ride my wet rod !!! JACKPOT. !!!

No offense. Perfectly good post; fun, light, appropriate snark. But I wish we could have seen what Fancy Kristen would have done with this. Moist grey poupon? Servants acting as a keel to keep it stable? A fleet for rounding up Narwhal?

A few comments. First of all eff you. Secondly, Altavista was head and shoulders above the rest in 1997.

Just twenty more ads and videos and I can read the next sentence in the story...

I agree. Is the author just looking to write something. I watched and thought, hey they are wiping down what needs to done. What’s the prob?

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

hodl or CP?

Hell my M5 took me long n journeys of intrigue and mystery all the time. “I wonder what that check engine light is on for now? Oh shit, now they’re all on, what could that mean?”

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.