Someone please explain to Gwyneth that you don't have to [semi-irrationally] include yourself in the group under discussion to be an "ally."

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My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.

I can't believe a 40 year old wrote this shit. I weep for my generation. This is basically a guy pissed off he can't eat out as much as he wants because he'd have to drag his kids with him and that means he'd have to pay attention to them.

Based on his description of brunches he has been to I'd say the man has confused the words "brunch" and "drunken lost weekend." If I substitute "drunken lost weekend" for "brunch" his article makes a lot more sense. Brunch is a perfectly nice meal that he should go try.

If going to brunch is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

It's so sad when adults insist on throwing their temper tantrums in such public forums.

Brunch is when you can literally eat any kind of food you want and it's okay. Sweet? Get yourself a big ol' stack of pancakes. Savory? Aww yeah, omelet. Not feeling the breakfast side? Get that burger! Want any of the former AND include a side of bacon? You got it. Add the fact that you can drink alcohol and coffee…

Just scheduled a Saturday birthday brunch with two 40 year olds and their 4 year old daughter at Venturo Osteria. Come at me bro.

From the opening paragraph I was all "Dude, just because mimosas give you heartburn now doesn't mean everybody else has to give up everything fun."'

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Yeah I mean, I like Gwyneth's response, and while I definitely don't hate her, I do think she's pretty oblivious, entitled, and goofy. That said, I don't think Martha is "jealous" or even sees her as competition. Like you, I think Martha is a stone cold G who gives no fucks.

Yeah, I don't get the sense that Martha Stewart is threatened by Geyneth Paltrow, so much as I think Martha is at the age (72) where she says whatever she wants, unfiltered, with no fucks given.

Yes, I don't think it's a matter of her not understanding. She's rather daft about a lot of things, but she's not a total idiot. What she is, though is an entitled egomaniac. She just couldn't wrap her head around (and still can't) the idea of going to jail. And, if for no other reason, that is why she needs to go. I…

People sign things they don't read all the time. I totally believe she would do that. What I don't believe is that she never had any kind of conversation with her husband about his business, the papers he brought to her, or where their money came from. If anything she chose to remain ignorant because she suspected…

Thank You. I'm also an attorney and as much as I know that the Giudices are ignorant pieces of shit, and that some attorneys are terrible/unethical, that comment by Teresa really pissed me off. I bend over backwards to make sure my clients, especially the dumbest ones, understand the impact of every significant…

I have a hard time believing she didn't know how a plea deal worked when she, you know, explained what the lawyer told them last night on the show... They had 40 counts and if you go to trial some of the individual counts have 10+ year sentences. It's better to settle out of court for a shorter sentence when you know…

I hope she realizes that if her statements launch an investigation of her attorney's conduct she risks waving attorney-client privilege to the extent necessary for the attorney to defend themselves.

I commented with this on the first article, but as a biracial girl raised by a white mother, I feel for this family. It is no fun being raised by a woman you look nothing like. My mom did the best she could in our overly white town, but it sure as hell wasn't easy, and we heard some nasty words from all sorts. No…

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.