YEah, are we living in a world of instant transport and citizenship? I want to be in that world.

IT took THAT LONG?!??

*Pac-Man Death Noise*

I’m gonna drink SO MUCH LEMONADE!

Yup. NO regerts.

Preach it

Because Hitler.

Is Alex Jones Secretary of Truth yet?

I went to The NYC March.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

This needs a hashtag

OMG

He is a living hangover in a KFC bathroom.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.

So they’re sticking with the “there was no Golden Showers because he’s a germaphobe”?

Aaaaaaaugh.

Isn’t this movie about a family trying to reunite?

The guy who wrote The Jungle?

Auuuuuugh.

Preach it.