Don’t be silly. For a first world country, America deals with a tremendous amount of real crime. We need standing police forces, and they need to be armed.

No.

Exactly, but you know, snark quotas need fulfilling.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two talented B-listers who successfully conned the world into thinking they’re A-listers.

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

So, it’s better that you’re eating the chicken’s version of menstruation?

Entertaining, but not particularly accurate. An egg is an egg (or an ovum, if you prefer). Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

You’d be surprised how many people love Chik-Fil-A.

I have worked with the UNH library before, for my job. I can assure you that they are amazing and also desperately in need of funds, as are most university libraries. This is a horrible decision and UNH deserves all the public shame they are receiving over it.

I feel like the John Travolta name has something to it, but can’t pinpoint why.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

They’re trolling, right....right?

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Are you fucking kidding me?

No, it’s not, because if the genders had been reversed, the focus here would have been on the inappropriateness of the joke. Because the gender dynamic is what it is, the focus of this article, and these comments is on Hills inability to “take a joke.”

Yeah, no, that was inappropriate as hell. You’re interviewing someone to help promote a film, not projecting your sexual fantasies on them, or making jokes at the expense of whether or not you perceive them as sexually attractive or not. I don’t care who it is, or what gender they are. That should not have been said,…