You have no idea how much exercise I get screaming at the ball, throwing my club, and then retrieving my club. Jerk.

You Europeans have short memories....oh wait that is us. Who is this Motley Crue again?

Why all the hate on the Dodge Charger and Challenger? Not everyone who is interested in one or is an owner is 50 years of age.

The fuck would I cry for? Im not the dumb ass who married a controlling bitch. I hope your both happy. I know I am happy as fuck living my life the way I want to.

Autocar fire tender retired in Tillamook, Oregon. Looks restorable, those tires still have a few miles left in them! [John Lloyd/Flickr, 2011]

No matter what he says, he has never forgiven you for this and will resent it forever. I promise that.

1970 Buick Wildcat convertible. 455 cubic inches of petroleum-gulping fury.

These cost the planet quite a lot to produce.

He should have just removed the passenger seat. Problem solved.

thats just mean. he would probably never ask you to sell your heels.

Let me tell you a story: A guy marries his longtime girlfriend. Shortly after marriage, she finds him in the garage cleaning his beloved E-type and says: "Now that we're married, I think you should sell that thing and get something more sensible." Long pause. Then he says: "You know, for a minute there, you sounded…

Considering how much tech from the racing program goes into the road car, not really.

I was about to hook up with this dude who drove a Porsche until I got in it and realized it was a fucking automatic. The fuck?

Because those are already called BMWs.

You can't get it on in that car. This is the babymaker right here

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

Just look at how desperate they are!

It's a good thing I shop for cars based on what I want in terms of performance and style, then.