ACAB, living or not.

Thank you for a solid guffaw.

Just gather them altogether in the parade ground, shout Heil Hitler, and see how many of the motherfuckers raise their hands and shout it back. Then have them shot. The next week do the same thing, but shout The South Shall Rise Again...

MAYBE if they discharged every Centurion with racist tattoos

It was probably more like,

That’s a power move right there. “I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re also about to get the day off.”

I hope there are aftermarket solutions to the severe uglysticking this thing received.

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?

Wow, that is incredibly disgusting. You’d think at some point someone would have said “Hey, we got the funding, you just have to pose nude” before making her drop all her sponsors and funding. Just insane what men think they can get away with.

I think you mean Rogue one, Vader never mowed down any rebels in A New Hope.

I loved how Luke wandering down the halls killing dark troopers mirrored Vader’s first appearance in a New Hope killing rebels. It had an awesome symmetry to it.

Oh man, my dad was so far ahead of his time... I wish I could find a photo, but he was doing stuff like this back in the 80's. He got an old lawn tractor at a farm auction, took off the mower deck (which didn’t work, iirc), and beefed it up as a little run-about on our farm. That thing was hilarious! The transmission…

Does it come with a sprayer of the Sturgis strain COVID so you can spread it wherever you go?

I once rode my e-bike around town with a bluetooth speaker on the back rack playing a sample of a Harley idling on repeat.

RIP

 “Okay, Rick Schroder sucks, h-he just... h-he just sucks. He sucks so hard. Rick Schroder uses women. The end.”

4 out of 5 murders love Black Rifle Coffee!

+10 for Zippy, who was still a towering genius compared to this walking scrotum.

I don’t want him to die because then he’d never see the inside of a federal prison. I wish him a long, humiliating life behind bars, addled for years with painful and disfiguring health complications.